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so after i saw the avengers
- these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
- girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
- girl 2: loki! duh!
- girl 1: uh no it was hulk
- girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
- girl 1: you're the weirdo!
- their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
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- person: hey what's a good song i could listen to
- me: well i'd start you off with this it's pretty catchy i mean but it's not their greatest song like you should listen to their entire first album before judging but all of their stuff is pretty good also if you like that band you might want to check out this band too no one really knows about them but they're going to be really relevant so listen to all of their mp3's since they haven't officially released an album yet hey why don't i make you a mix CD actually here you go it's basic actually so tell me if you like them because if you don't i can recommend some others here wait give me one night i'll make you another one but this time i'll add more but you need to listen to them in a specific order otherwise you won't get it and make sure you listen to the whole thing without interruption because that's the way i intended it ok just trust me on this you're gonna love it
